Sunday, September 12, 2010
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Sepetember 11 Results
Newcastle vs Blackpool 0-2
West Ham United vs Chelsea 1-3
West Bromwich Albion vs Tottenham Hotspur 1-1 (UPSET WHATTTT)
Manchester City vs Blackburn Rovers 1-1 (All that money spent and they still suck)
Fulham vs Wolverhampton Wanderers 2-1
Wigan Athletic vs Sunderland 1-1
Arsenal vs Bolton Wanderers 4-1
Everton vs Manchester United 3-3 (Heck yeah! I hate Man U)
West Ham United vs Chelsea 1-3
West Bromwich Albion vs Tottenham Hotspur 1-1 (UPSET WHATTTT)
Manchester City vs Blackburn Rovers 1-1 (All that money spent and they still suck)
Fulham vs Wolverhampton Wanderers 2-1
Wigan Athletic vs Sunderland 1-1
Arsenal vs Bolton Wanderers 4-1
Everton vs Manchester United 3-3 (Heck yeah! I hate Man U)
Friday, September 10, 2010
Jermaine Defoe
Just learned that Defoe is out for 3 months! I hope Crouch can step it up so that Tottenham's title ambitions can continue!
September 11 Fixtures
These are the fixtures and my predictions. I'm no psychic so these are likely to be off by a great deal.
Everton vs Manchester United 0-2
Arsenal vs Bolton Wanderers 2-1
Fulham vs Wolverhampton Wanderers 1-1
Manchester City vs Blackburn Rovers 3-0
Newcastle vs Blackpool 1-2
West Bromwich Albion vs Tottenham Hotspur 2-3
West Ham United vs Chelsea 0-1
Wigan Athletic vs Sunderland 1-0
Everton vs Manchester United 0-2
Arsenal vs Bolton Wanderers 2-1
Fulham vs Wolverhampton Wanderers 1-1
Manchester City vs Blackburn Rovers 3-0
Newcastle vs Blackpool 1-2
West Bromwich Albion vs Tottenham Hotspur 2-3
West Ham United vs Chelsea 0-1
Wigan Athletic vs Sunderland 1-0
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Keepers
That's right, it's this nonsense again! So spread your ass wide, its about to get wacky.
5. Timothy Howard - America Fuck Yeah
4. Shay Given - IDFK WHY HE HASN'T BEEN STARTING AT MAN CITY?! This Irish Mick is a great goalie, it sucks that he played for a team like New Castle for so long so he never reached his full potential. If he actually starts at Man City he will be a boss.
2.Pepe Reina - The Liverpool keepuh. He's a great goalie although he didn't show it much last season. With defense that would just fall apart at time it was hard to do much. Hopefully this year the defense won't go full retard on him and they might be able to give Pepes a chance.
2. Edwin Van Der Sar - The Netherlands goalie for so long as well as the Man U goalie for so long. He has buckets of experience and he ha the skills of Napolean Dynomite.
1. Petr Cech - The Chelsea main man sporting the funky cap. He has his good days and bad days like most people, only his good days turn him into some ball stopping machine. He's tall, he comes out well, and his reactions are quick.
5. Timothy Howard - America Fuck Yeah
4. Shay Given - IDFK WHY HE HASN'T BEEN STARTING AT MAN CITY?! This Irish Mick is a great goalie, it sucks that he played for a team like New Castle for so long so he never reached his full potential. If he actually starts at Man City he will be a boss.
2.Pepe Reina - The Liverpool keepuh. He's a great goalie although he didn't show it much last season. With defense that would just fall apart at time it was hard to do much. Hopefully this year the defense won't go full retard on him and they might be able to give Pepes a chance.
2. Edwin Van Der Sar - The Netherlands goalie for so long as well as the Man U goalie for so long. He has buckets of experience and he ha the skills of Napolean Dynomite.
1. Petr Cech - The Chelsea main man sporting the funky cap. He has his good days and bad days like most people, only his good days turn him into some ball stopping machine. He's tall, he comes out well, and his reactions are quick.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Defenders
Bet you'll never guess whats going down. Defenders, thas right. So all the 1 person that might read this, strap your ass down, its bout to get nutty.
5. Kolo Toure - This black beauty is a gigantic homosex. He left Arsenal in order to get more money rather than play on a good team. Him and Adebayor are both gays and should yiff in hell. My anger aside, he is a great defender. He is massive, fast and very experienced. I don't want to talk about him anymore.
4. John Terry - The main man for Chelsea faithfuls as well as England stupid teeth's, John brings it big time. Mr. Terry isn't the fastest defender, but playing center back you don't need to be too fast, but what he is is very experienced and well practiced. He is a brick wall in the defense and is as consistent as mayonnaise (not sure if compliment?). He has the instinct of a mama bear and he protects the goal like its his cub.
3. Thomas Vermaelen - He's the new king pin in the back for Arsenal now that Toure and Gallas have both departed. In my opinion Vermaelen was the best signing of any EPL club last season. He stepped up big when he needs to, he is fast, strong, good in the air, and he is only going to get better. Playing for a team like Arsenal they have arguable the best development program in England, so if he isn't very experienced now he will get it in seasons to come.
2. Patrice Evra - This man is terrifying. If I saw him alone in a back alley I would kill myself. He is one of the fastest defenders, best offensive defenders, strongest, and smartest. He plays as if he is a midfielder but his defensive awareness is great. He was the captain for France, and with good reason. He is a great defender and everyone should have him on their fantasy teams.
1. Nemanja Vidic - This stone cold fox doesn't just break fierce looks to the back line, he also brings mad skills. With Ferdinand being iffy and having an unexperienced partner in the back (NOT A GAY JOKE) Vidic is going to have to pick up the slack this season, which he is more than capable of doing. He is fast, strong, and good in the air. If you think there is somebody better, you're stupid. /list
5. Kolo Toure - This black beauty is a gigantic homosex. He left Arsenal in order to get more money rather than play on a good team. Him and Adebayor are both gays and should yiff in hell. My anger aside, he is a great defender. He is massive, fast and very experienced. I don't want to talk about him anymore.
4. John Terry - The main man for Chelsea faithfuls as well as England stupid teeth's, John brings it big time. Mr. Terry isn't the fastest defender, but playing center back you don't need to be too fast, but what he is is very experienced and well practiced. He is a brick wall in the defense and is as consistent as mayonnaise (not sure if compliment?). He has the instinct of a mama bear and he protects the goal like its his cub.
3. Thomas Vermaelen - He's the new king pin in the back for Arsenal now that Toure and Gallas have both departed. In my opinion Vermaelen was the best signing of any EPL club last season. He stepped up big when he needs to, he is fast, strong, good in the air, and he is only going to get better. Playing for a team like Arsenal they have arguable the best development program in England, so if he isn't very experienced now he will get it in seasons to come.
2. Patrice Evra - This man is terrifying. If I saw him alone in a back alley I would kill myself. He is one of the fastest defenders, best offensive defenders, strongest, and smartest. He plays as if he is a midfielder but his defensive awareness is great. He was the captain for France, and with good reason. He is a great defender and everyone should have him on their fantasy teams.
1. Nemanja Vidic - This stone cold fox doesn't just break fierce looks to the back line, he also brings mad skills. With Ferdinand being iffy and having an unexperienced partner in the back (NOT A GAY JOKE) Vidic is going to have to pick up the slack this season, which he is more than capable of doing. He is fast, strong, and good in the air. If you think there is somebody better, you're stupid. /list
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