Sunday, September 12, 2010

September 12 Results

Birmingham vs Liverpool 0-0 (The heck Liverpool? Step it up)

September 12 Fixture/Prediction

Brimingham vs Liverpool 1-2

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Sepetember 11 Results

Newcastle vs Blackpool 0-2
West Ham United vs Chelsea 1-3
West Bromwich Albion vs Tottenham Hotspur 1-1 (UPSET WHATTTT)
Manchester City vs Blackburn Rovers 1-1 (All that money spent and they still suck)
Fulham vs Wolverhampton Wanderers 2-1
Wigan Athletic vs Sunderland 1-1
Arsenal vs Bolton Wanderers 4-1
Everton vs Manchester United 3-3 (Heck yeah! I hate Man U)

Friday, September 10, 2010

Jermaine Defoe

Just learned that Defoe is out for 3 months! I hope Crouch can step it up so that Tottenham's title ambitions can continue!

September 11 Fixtures

These are the fixtures and my predictions. I'm no psychic so these are likely to be off by a great deal.

Everton vs Manchester United 0-2
Arsenal vs Bolton Wanderers 2-1
Fulham vs Wolverhampton Wanderers 1-1
Manchester City vs Blackburn Rovers 3-0
Newcastle vs Blackpool 1-2
West Bromwich Albion vs Tottenham Hotspur 2-3
West Ham United vs Chelsea 0-1
Wigan Athletic vs Sunderland 1-0

Thursday, September 9, 2010


That's right, it's this nonsense again! So spread your ass wide, its about to get wacky.

5. Timothy Howard - America Fuck Yeah

4. Shay Given - IDFK WHY HE HASN'T BEEN STARTING AT MAN CITY?! This Irish Mick is a great goalie, it sucks that he played for a team like New Castle for so long so he never reached his full potential. If he actually starts at Man City he will be a boss.

2.Pepe Reina - The Liverpool keepuh. He's a great goalie although he didn't show it much last season. With defense that would just fall apart at time it was hard to do much. Hopefully this year the defense won't go full retard on him and they might be able to give Pepes a chance.

2. Edwin Van Der Sar - The Netherlands goalie for so long as well as the Man U goalie for so long. He has buckets of experience and he ha the skills of Napolean Dynomite.

1. Petr Cech - The Chelsea main man sporting the funky cap. He has his good days and bad days like most people, only his good days turn him into some ball stopping machine. He's tall, he comes out well, and his reactions are quick.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010


Bet you'll never guess whats going down. Defenders, thas right. So all the 1 person that might read this, strap your ass down, its bout to get nutty.

5. Kolo Toure - This black beauty is a gigantic homosex. He left Arsenal in order to get more money rather than play on a good team. Him and Adebayor are both gays and should yiff in hell. My anger aside, he is a great defender. He is massive, fast and very experienced. I don't want to talk about him anymore.

4. John Terry - The main man for Chelsea faithfuls as well as England stupid teeth's, John brings it big time. Mr. Terry isn't the fastest defender, but playing center back you don't need to be too fast, but what he is is very experienced and well practiced. He is a brick wall in the defense and is as consistent as mayonnaise (not sure if compliment?). He has the instinct of a mama bear and he protects the goal like its his cub.

3. Thomas Vermaelen - He's the new king pin in the back for Arsenal now that Toure and Gallas have both departed. In my opinion Vermaelen was the best signing of any EPL club last season. He stepped up big when he needs to, he is fast, strong, good in the air, and he is only going to get better. Playing for a team like Arsenal they have arguable the best development program in England, so if he isn't very experienced now he will get it in seasons to come.

2. Patrice Evra - This man is terrifying. If I saw him alone in a back alley I would kill myself. He is one of the fastest defenders, best offensive defenders, strongest, and smartest. He plays as if he is a midfielder but his defensive awareness is great. He was the captain for France, and with good reason. He is a great defender and everyone should have him on their fantasy teams.

1. Nemanja Vidic - This stone cold fox doesn't just break fierce looks to the back line, he also brings mad skills. With Ferdinand being iffy and having an unexperienced partner in the back (NOT A GAY JOKE) Vidic is going to have to pick up the slack this season, which he is more than capable of doing. He is fast, strong, and good in the air. If you think there is somebody better, you're stupid. /list

Tuesday, September 7, 2010


I already did a lil' summin summin on Forwards so now I'm going to rank who I think are the best midfielders.

5. Luca Modric - This one was tough. I could have gone with someone from the star studded Manchester City team, but Gareth Barry is getting old, David Silva has yet to prove himself, and Robinho just left. So I went with Modric. Modric brings everything to the table. He is what makes Tottenham's midfield tick. He's only played one game this season due to injury, but he just got back during the Euro 2012 qualifiers. So I expect a lot from this guy.
4. Ryan Giggs - When Giggs was young, he played like an old man. Now that he's old, he plays like a kid. This guy will never get bad. He doesn't play full games anymore, but when he comes on the field everything changes. He brings pace, finesse, power, and everything else to the team. Already this season he's been scoring goals, and I wouldn't be surprised if he's gotten assists too. Somewhere out there is the fountain of youth, and I think Giggs found it.
3. Frank Lampard - Franky and Gerrard are almost inter-changeable in England's midfield, the only difference is Lampard brings more finesse but less power. Lampard scores more goals than Gerrard but he is on a much better team that had better players that can help Lampard a lot more. That's why he is 3 instead of 2.
2. Steven Gerrard - This guy is the best power midfielder in the world. If you want finesse fuhget about it! This guy has a strike that make Paul Scholes cringe. When Gerrard wants the ball, he gets the ball. When he wants to score, he fucking scores. He is so fun to watch just because of how direct he is in everything he does. He never does any kind of fancy footwork, he just plows through the defense, and if he can't plow through them then he just shoots it from long range. Either way he is going to score.
1. Cesc Fabregas - I said I was a little biased towards Arsenal but I actually think this guy deserves to be Numero Uno. He is arguably one of the top 3 best midfielders in the world (behind his countrymen) and he is only 23. He plays in such a simple way that its beautiful. He is one of the most technically sound midfielders in the world, and in the recent seasons he added goal scoring to his repertoire. If he can keep from getting injured this season then I expect him to do great things.

Comment anyone you think I missed and maybe I'll re-evaluate my list.

Monday, September 6, 2010


I know I already had a blog today but I hope everyone in the US has a good Laborday! Spend it with you family and have a good time. Be safe everyone.

TL;DR I am a gigantic homosexual, please rape my face.


Since there was no soccer this weekend I figured I would go ahead and post something anyways. This will be a list of the forwards that I think will do the best this season.

5. Jermaine Defoe - Tottenham has been the most improved team in the last two seasons, with the addition of Harry Redknapp. With a midfield conisting of Lennon and Modric any good forward could be successful here, and Defoe has taken advantage of everything. Last season he straight tore it up, no lie. This season he could easily be doing the same, especially when he gets even more practice starting along side Rooney on England. So keep an eye on this man!
4. Fernando Torres - On somebody else's list Banana could easily be first. But Liverpool as a whole was very shaky last season and they haven't started off too well this season either. However with the addition of Joe Cole Liverpool could easily be much more attack oriented this season than last season.
3. Robin Van Persie - Like I said, I'm rather biased towards Arsenal. Robin could have easily been number 1 as well but he was injured for almost half of last season so nobody could really see his full potential last season. If he can keep from being injured this season he could easily be the best forward in the EPL, possible the world. In my opinion he is the most technically sound forward in the world, apart from maybe Messi.
2. Didier Drogba - This magnificent black beauty could easily be number 1 on my list but I'm a little racist so he comes in at a close 2nd. He had the most goals last season and I wouldn't be surprised if he did the same this season. But, it would be hard not to score when you have a supporting cast like Lampard and Anelka. To me it just seems crazy that he's in his 30's and he's just now getting in his prime.
1. Wayne Rooney - When this fool is on form there is nothing that stops him. Sure he didn't end last season to well with the injuries he had and he hasn't started this season that well either. However, he did score a penalty in his last EPL game, and you can ask any soccer player how much difference one goal makes. So with that goal starting off his goal scoring for this campaign he could easily get back on form.

TLDR: 1. Rooney 2. Drogba 3. Van Persie 4. Torres 5. Defoe

Sunday, September 5, 2010


As most of you will soon learn, I am a Gooner. This meaning that the majority of my posts will have something to do with Arsenal, their opponents, their tournament draws, injuries, signing, and anything else that might have to do with them. A lot of information I post will be very opinionated and biased but that's okay because its my blog.

Welcome everyone!

Hi, my name is Johney. This is my first post and I just wanted to let everyone know that if you were looking for information on soccer then you've come to the right place. I'll also be posting whatever other bits of information I wish to share, so be on the lockout!